man, I'm bored....and I wrote one of my worst pieces of BS
ever for work. evaluation report for motivational speakers

I have evaluated them and all of them are snake oil sellers
at best.
They should all be collectively put in a 5m deep pit with sheer
walls and sentenced to listening to each others' bullshit about how
they are going to escape.
After a day, we will probably return to see them all driven to
suicidal despair and outright suicide when they realise the sheer
futility and idiocy of their lives and careers.
As such, we should save our money and never bring up the subject
of "Motivational Speakers" ever again.